yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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