i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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