You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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