Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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