You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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