we're blogging at a bar
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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