I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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