yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We left the knife in your bed.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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