You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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