Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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