That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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