when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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