She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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