found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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