I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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