A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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