He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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