can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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