He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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