shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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