Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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