I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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