did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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