and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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