so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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