Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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