farters have to be the big spoon...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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