My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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