you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house