dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.