This girl is more easily done than said...
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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