dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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