You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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