Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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