Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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