Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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