so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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