I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
How does one acquire holy water?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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