So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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