So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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