I wanna bring you to show and tell
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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