Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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