That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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