i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
