What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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