Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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