Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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