Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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