it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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