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did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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