Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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