We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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