oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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