he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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