they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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