I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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