You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Are we still banned from the library?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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